so bold!

My lord, I knew the gays were responsible for 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina, but the Bosnian massacres, too?!

“I knew of their malicious intent,” you might be thinking, “but how in the world did they pull off such a feat?  Especially while simultaneously undermining the best-funded, best-trained military in the world?!”  Well, let retired NATO General Sheehan tell you!

He [Ret. Gen. Sheehan] argued that since the end of the Cold War, European militaries had changed and he concluded “there was no longer a need for an active combat capability.” This “socialisation” process, Gen Sheehan said, “included open homosexuality” and led to “a focus on peacekeeping operations because they did not believe the Germans were going to attack again or the Soviets were coming back”.

Ahhh, yes.  Makes perfect sense – as we all know, ever since ho-mo-sex-uals (said like Bruce on Family Guy) started serving in the military in 1991, the year when both the Cold War ended and gays were invented (it was a busy year, OK?), the Germans attacked again and the Soviets came back.


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