Tips for Single Ladies

The holiday season is approaching. You ladies with boyfriends are going to have a great time. But for us single gals, Christmas only highlights how miserable and incomplete we are without boyfriends. I know, it’s so hard! Try not to kill yourself on New Year’s Eve when you have no one to kiss. I hope your mom at least sends you a present. And make your New Year’s resolutions QUICKLY. 2010: the year you finally find your future husband! You could also probably stand to lose a few pounds. Just saying. Anyway, to expedite the process of finding a man to support you and make you happy, here is a list of tips to help you sad singletons. They’re from 1938, but they are STILL RELEVANT.

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One thought on “Tips for Single Ladies

  1. ha! now put that good advice to work, ladiez – Karl Rove was just granted a divorce, and is back on the open market.

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